The Life and Times of Fabian Basabe: “I am done with Vegas for at least a few weeks!”

  And right when you  thought you got rid of me...
 Hi guys, I am back! And I have a question: why are you reading this blog if you 
think I am a douche bag? Come on, exit this page and make room for all those who 
like me, because yes, they are many and many more.
 Did I get rid of you?
 Did I now?
 Okay then, keep reading, but now the douchebag is you!!!
 Let's talk about my endorsement campaign. I was asked to be the face, literally, 
of a very cool skin care company, Dr. Alessi, which is based in Los Angeles and 
whose promise is to make every client look like me. Pretty groovie, yeah? And, 
as if that was not enough, Dr. Alessi is the founder of an amazing charity 
foundation called face forward, so I am definitely proud and flattered they 
asked me and I hope I will do I good job representing them.
 Now, let's talk about my TV project. I was approached by Lifetime and asked to 
participate in an episode of their show Top This Party. Basically, the show 
follows you and your party planner's trials and tribulations during the 
organization of what tries to be the best party EVER. Since I just got the 
endorsement campaign, and my friend Brittny Gastineau wanted to throw me a party 
for that, we just jumped at it and said YEEEESSSSS! and just like that I am back 
on TV. Let me just say that after my extensive study of parties I kinda knew 
that this party was going to be... well.... but as you know I never say no to an 
party, so I cheerfully accepted the job, packed up and left for Vegas, where the 
show was going to be filmed. 
I was in Vegas for 6 days... have you ever tried anything like that? And I 
thought LAST time I went it was brutal!!! (well.... they did take me to Celine 
Dion's concert....) No, seriously, 6 days is just way to much, the air is just 
poison there... I am so glad it's over, and I am done with Vegas for at least a few weeks!
 The show was a lot of work, but it was fun to film. our party planner is named 
Breakfast, because he throws parties that go on all night and in the morning 
fixes a very good breakfast for everyone. I am serious, there really is a man 
out there who actually takes pride in his ridiculous nick name. the party was at 
prive, the club of the hotel, and it was absolutely vegas style, and special 
guests were heatherettes travor and richie rich, out of the blue in Vegas as 
well. I love them, so it was so random and so fun to see them there!
 Meanwhile... the annual porn convention was held that very week at the Venetian 
hotel... like I was ever going to miss anything like that! since I had made 
friends with some porn stars in the past, and let me just tell you that they are 
fantastic fun sexy girls who party like rock stars and look sooooo good, I was 
invited to the convention and I enjoyed my tour like a 6 years old in a candy 
shop. My favorite things were the woman with the biggest boobs in the world - 
they were enormous, and she was probably well into her fifties... a freak of 
nature like I have only seen in manhattan's time square or in the jungle of 
Ecuador - and the penis mold. yes, the penis mold. a plastic substance that you 
pour on your hard penis to get a mold out of it and a device that you stick into 
the mold to make a dildo out of it. it makes the perfect anniversary gift for 
your loved one. 
you can imagine that after surviving all this in Vegas, I really needed my 
mommy, so I am now in Miami, where it has been raining constantly but I don't 
care, I am actually quite scarred from the whole experience and was very much 
looking forward to stay in and go to the movies a lot. 
okay scratch that. 
some friends flew down from NYC and we are going out like we were in jail for 
thirty years! but that is a whole other blog entry, so until then, be nice to 
one another! and remember that I love you!
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